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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Education Guidance

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Computer Time Bomb.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"My turn."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

'Mommy!'

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"What was it like to wonder?"

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."