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'...we're having you declawed.'

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Computer Time Bomb.