Anger Tamer Mugs

'...we're having you declawed.'

With both meetings scheduled to end at 3 pm, a perfect storm was brewing.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Wal Max - Complaints Department