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"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

'I hear things that go bump in the night.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Getting Rid of the Cure

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Wal Max - Complaints Department

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.