Attention Tamer Pillows

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Monday around 9PM.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."