Attention Tamer Pillows

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Monday around 9PM.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'