Attention Span Tamer Pillows

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Are you listening to me?"

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

'Mommy!'

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

"What was it like to wonder?"

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.