Attention Span Debunker Pillows

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"Are you listening to me?"

Another myth dispelled.

'So you've forgotten something - it happens to us all...'

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

Nobody takes me seriously.

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

'We're famous for something. It's on the tip of my tongue.'

Modern Attention Spans

A blank board game labelled "Monotony"

"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"

"I have a tattoo on the back of my neck, since I can't see it, I've forgotten what it is."

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'