Attention Span Explorers Pillows

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

A boy acting suspiciously

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Pubertry

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"Are you listening to me?"

Marcel Proust.

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

Man, with his protective shell...

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"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."