Attention Span Challengers Pillows

Modern Attention Spans

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I've got it written down...'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"It helps me stay focused."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

Attention surplus

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

I'll bet with age would come wisdom, if only we would remember a @#%* thing.

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

'Prove it.'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"Are you listening to me?"

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."