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Modern Attention Spans

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I've got it written down...'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"It helps me stay focused."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

Attention surplus

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

'Prove it.'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

"Are you listening to me?"

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

'Throw me the thing! That thing with leaves that hangs from the trees! You know! The Tarzan swing thing!'

Kid coming home from school to parent: 'I couldn't remember my locker combination, so I got a tattoo.'

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'Remember me?'