Attention Span Enthusiasts Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate attention span quirks. Soft, witty, and perfect for relaxing moments filled with a little laughter.

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'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,' mockup

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes." mockup

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.' mockup

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

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"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!" mockup

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

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A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball. mockup

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

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'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

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"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?" mockup

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

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"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention." mockup

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

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"It helps me stay focused."

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Media Whore Raceway.

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'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...' mockup

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

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One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears. mockup

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

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"Are you listening to me?"

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"I need a hug."

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"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span." mockup

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

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School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive. mockup

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

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'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .' mockup

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

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Nobody takes me seriously.

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"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other." mockup

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

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"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less." mockup

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

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"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode." mockup

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

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'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!' mockup

'Create excitement in your life! Paparazzi for hire!'

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"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?" mockup

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

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"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!" mockup

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

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"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause." mockup

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."

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Modern Attention Spans

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'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.' mockup

'Have you considered pro-basketball, son.'

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"How many years do I think you have left? Fiscal or Healthwise?"

"How many years do I think you have left? Fiscal or Healthwise?" mockup

"How many years do I think you have left? Fiscal or Healthwise?"

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Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

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"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"

"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!" mockup

"I wish I knew. We've been working on it for years, but every time we think we're finished, the designers tell us it has to be shorter!"

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Attention Span Enthusiasts Pillows Collection

Attention Span Enthusiasts Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for attention span enthusiasts—funny, relatable, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Attention Span Enthusiasts Prints

Find artwork that captures the fun and chaos of multitasking in our prints—great for decorating any space of an attention span enthusiast.

Attention Span Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the multitasking skills of attention span enthusiasts with clever, humorous designs that they’ll love wearing.