Expectation Tamer Pillows

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

The new rain dance.

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

Phone generation.