Temperature Tamer Pillows

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

'We need to reach an agreement on the thermostat settings! The cold people have declared war on the hot people!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"The weather this morning will be freezing in your house because of your cheap husband, followed by a beautiful temperate stretch in your car. Late morning, you'll see a change to crazy hot because Cheryl sets the office temperature and Cheryl apparently wants everyone soaked in their own sweat."

Cat Thermostat

"Erratic temperature changes? It's probably just early menopause."

The new rain dance.

"You can turn down the air conditioning now...I'm awake!"

"While Ralph was fine with discussing climate change in church, he often wished it would focus more on turning down the damn thermostat."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"And do you promise never to fight over the thermostat setting?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Getting Rid of the Cure

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'