Expectation Tamer Mugs

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I told you he had a temper.'

The new rain dance.

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

Phone generation.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Sealed for your diets protection."