Tragedy Tamer Mugs

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Quiet Time

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'