Tension Tamer Gifts

"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"We've all had to find different ways of dealing with the current situation."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mediation Process

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Childhood Screen Addict

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'