Tension Easer Gifts

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Tension filled the tent.

Men can show their emotions!

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

When a nanosecond is forever.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"Did I miss something?"

'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

'It's for you.'

"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Here comes fury without purpose."

"As soon as he comes around the corner we rub him out ok?"

"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."

'That guy we make fun of all the time is here to see you.'

'This recruit thinks he can make the enemy die laughing.

"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."

"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"

Precision and Accuracy

The Adventures of Morton: Is this all there is to an eighty-three-dollar and forty-cent evening, Lord?

"We've all had to find different ways of dealing with the current situation."