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"Have you discovered what's making you so stressed?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

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"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Life's a lot less stressful now if I take a couple of hours off and go into the office."

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

In the Fever Cubicle

Board Meeting

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Computer Frustration

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'Inside healer'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Hang on, he's coming now."

I find it removes much of the stress of my job.

'Aren't you glad we had this meeting to resolve our conflict?'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

'Just between you and me, Roy, I don't know how much long I can keep doing this company lightening-rod thing.'

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

The iWash

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"