Tension Releaser Gifts

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

"I don't know how you do it. If I had your job, I'd go nuts."

Tech support...can I help you!