Tension Releaser Mugs

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Tension filled the tent.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

American Idle.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I'm taking some time off to get away from the stress. See you in ten years."

"I don't know how you do it. If I had your job, I'd go nuts."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."