Conflict Tamer Gifts

Mediation Process

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

The weightless office.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

The Clipping

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Very sorry

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"