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"I'm passing an enormous gasoline truck and you're talking about little 'dee-dee-dee's!"

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"We've all had to find different ways of dealing with the current situation."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Secretive Weigh In.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

To do before Saturday...

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Mediation Process

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Childhood Screen Addict

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

When a nanosecond is forever.

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"