Pain Tamer Gifts

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I'd say you're a little late...'

Dentist Training School.

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Most projects require three hands."

Childhood Screen Addict

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Scrapyard Worker

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'