Pain Tamer Pillows

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Getting Rid of the Cure

Dentist Training School.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Most projects require three hands."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Childhood Screen Addict

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

Scrapyard Worker

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

Tax time is simply disgusting.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Darling, size is not important!"