Pain Relief Pillows

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"We feel your pain".

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

The frustration of a nagging injury.

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Tooth ache.

'What've you got for a headache?'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

'So what'll it be; novocain or profanity?'