Pain Relief Enthusiast Pillows

'Ooh, that's better!'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Board Meeting

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Inside healer'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'This is going to be a level three.'

In case of falling stocks, break glass (bottle of gin).

'This won't hurt.'

"We feel your pain".

Office joker

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

Downward spiralling dog.

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

2017 stress management classes spike.

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

"You can always tell when Dr. Jenkins has hit his breaking point on his prior authorization days..."

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

"If you want to vent your anger about politicians, dear, go into the garden and dead head some flowers."