Pain Relief Guru Pillows

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'