Pain Relief Guru Gifts

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

National Academy of Sport

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

Congratulations on the new you!

Keep Fit.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Dude. You seem tense."