Pain Alleviation Enthusiast Gifts

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This won't hurt.'

"We feel your pain".

Office joker

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

Downward spiralling dog.

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

Dentist.

Office workers in Hell.

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

'Back pain? The beef stew is just laced with analgesics.'

Tooth ache.

'What've you got for a headache?'