Pain Alleviation Enthusiast Prints

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This won't hurt.'

"We feel your pain".

Office joker

Downward spiralling dog.

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

Dentist.

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

Office workers in Hell.

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

'Back pain? The beef stew is just laced with analgesics.'

Tooth ache.

'What've you got for a headache?'

'Mr. Williams will see you now.'