Pain Relief T-Shirts

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

Old woman dancing with a hot water bottle on her back to relieve back pain.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"We feel your pain".

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

The frustration of a nagging injury.

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

Tooth ache.

'What've you got for a headache?'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'

I feel your pain. (Bus stops on man's foot).