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'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

"Where does it hurt?"

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This won't hurt.'

"We feel your pain".

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

With a few changes to his office environment, Dr. Bolsta made chiropractic care more kid-friendly.

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

"No time for a 3-martini lunch? How about a marijuana brownie?"

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

The frustration of a nagging injury.

Man getting a tooth pulled out.