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"We take Carpal Tunnel Syndrome very seriously around here, young lady! You write checks for your treatment with that hand!"

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"Where does it hurt?"

'I got to sit down. I feel a pain in my lower back coming on.'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This won't hurt.'

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

I don't let the dentist use painkillers. I transcend dental medication.

Ugh! I hate shots! The Dodos.

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'Ooh, that's better!'

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Dentist.

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

Pisa Chiropractic.

The frustration of a nagging injury.

'My chiropractor has made me feel so good, I thought it was time I got rid of my pills.'

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

'Back pain? The beef stew is just laced with analgesics.'

Fakir's driving seat.

'So what'll it be; novocain or profanity?'

'This won't hurt, honest.'