Pain Relief Pursuer Pillows

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

She required plenty of personal space.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I see you decluttered."

"Please hold my calls."

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.