Pain Relief Pursuer Prints

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

'Actually, the pain is just nature's way of keeping you humble.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"Please hold my calls."

"I see you decluttered."