Anxiety Soother Gifts

"It was so scary. I, I dreamed it was January … 2020!"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Meat Grinder

Fittd shēt

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Turmoil change.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."