Anxiety Soother Gifts

"It was so scary. I, I dreamed it was January … 2020!"

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Meat Grinder

Fittd shēt

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."