Anxiety Ally Gifts

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

David's worst fear is realized when his recurring nightmare of showing up to class naked comes to pass.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Concern Chart

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

I had a panic attack this morning, but it stopped when I remembered I was seeing you today. I also had a panic attack this morning. It started when I looked at my appointment book.

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

My name's Vanessa. How can I help? - 'I think I've left my fridge door open.' - 'I'll pretend to dispatch somebody to check for you right away.' - 'That's great! Thanks.' - 'OCD premium dial.'

Another form of performance anxiety.

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Hypochondria Hospital

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I need a gap year."