Anxiety Ally Mugs

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Concern Chart

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

My name's Vanessa. How can I help? - 'I think I've left my fridge door open.' - 'I'll pretend to dispatch somebody to check for you right away.' - 'That's great! Thanks.' - 'OCD premium dial.'

Another form of performance anxiety.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

Hypochondria Hospital

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"I need a gap year."

"You call that worrying?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."