Angst Ally Gifts

"'Baldo, why did you do this?'...'Baldo why did you do that?' The trouble with being a teenager is that nobody understands me! And that includes me."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Runner going through hurdles.

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

Labrador for sale

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Teenage Shakespeare

"I feel we're making progress."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Coronavirus crisis

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."