Anxious Animal Ally Gifts

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Labrador for sale

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

Cow outboard engine

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I feel we're making progress."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'