Anxiety-aware Friend Gifts

Tunnel of Anxiety

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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Pencil eraser."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

Concern Chart

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"A mouse! A mouse!"

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

I had a panic attack this morning, but it stopped when I remembered I was seeing you today. I also had a panic attack this morning. It started when I looked at my appointment book.

"Tonight's headlines..."

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