Anxiety-aware Friend Gifts

Tunnel of Anxiety

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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

No Immediate Danger

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Pencil eraser."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

Concern Chart

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

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The Scream take its temperature

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."