Anxiety Management Aficionado Gifts

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

Monday around 9PM.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Tipping Pain Chart

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Pencil eraser."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'I told you he had a temper.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'the boss wants to see you, Calvin...It doesn't look good...He's being deliberately calm!'

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"