Anxiety Managers Gifts

"Happy New Year"

Tipping Pain Chart

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Late/Too Late.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'This doesn't look good.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"