Anxiety Managers Mugs

"Happy New Year"

Tipping Pain Chart

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

Late/Too Late.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Flu vaccine.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Enlightened Cursing

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'This doesn't look good.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'