Anger Management Survivor Mugs

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Tipping Pain Chart

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

Executive Panic Room.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'