Anger Management Survivor T-Shirts

Why is it so bright in here? I'm running the lights off of anger power. I've found a way to generate electricity by harnessing passion and rage. Such as? Showing your uncle certain photos. It says, Mission accomplished! The lights are burning me.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Tipping Pain Chart

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

"... and how did it make you feel when he waved that red cape in front of you?"

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

Hissy-fits for sale.

Executive Panic Room.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'