Anxiety Management Aficionado Prints

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

Monday around 9PM.

Whelmed and Over-Whelmed

Tipping Pain Chart

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Pencil eraser."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"Regular angst isn't a problem. It's the post-modern existential angst that gets to me."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I find it helps me concentrate."

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well informed."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."