
"To listen to your instincts, press one."
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"To listen to your instincts, press one."
"Can you spare a few seconds to minimize my problems?"
"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."
'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'
Executive Panic Room.
'Your gut instincts are causing your ulcers.'
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"
Fight or Flight
Mind-Fullness
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
Late/Too Late.
'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'
'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'
'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'
"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."
Fragile stamper.
Flu vaccine.
'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
Tipping Pain Chart
"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."
Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.
"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"
Enlightened Cursing
"Do you cover hypochondria?"
"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"
"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"
Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."
"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'
Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles
"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"
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