Anxiety Manager Pillows

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Can you spare a few seconds to minimize my problems?"

"I wish we could stay longer, Adam, but Don just doesn't think the security's adequate."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Executive Panic Room.

'Your gut instincts are causing your ulcers.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Fight or Flight

Mind-Fullness

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Late/Too Late.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

Flu vaccine.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Tipping Pain Chart

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

Enlightened Cursing

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'This doesn't look good.'