Stress Busters Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

'Book me a Greek holiday - I want to break plates!'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

Stress Clinic. Filing trays read 'stressed in' and 'stressed out'.

'Then we all agree, setting up a stress management program is a first priority!'

Venting

'You have clearly been under enormous stress.'

'The Seven Habits of Highly Strung People.'

Try not to worry.

"I wanted to give you a heads-up about the caller on line three, but I see I'm a bit late..."

Student wrestling with life issues.

'It lowers my blood pressure.'

'I'm worried we might have exceeded our annual leave entitlement.'

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'

They say you can't go home again. They ought to know. They own the company.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Would you like us to put you in touch with a phone rage 'therapist'?"

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Thanks to his example, the team kept calm in times of stress.

"I've notices that you seem to be in the office 15 hours a day. . ."

"As you can see, while you stepped away from your desk for a few minutes, a little work piled up. Please don't take any more breaks."

"It's an extreme reaction to being asked to do the tea run."

"So, how's the back?"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Bull says to bullfighter in bar: 'I reckon you have to leave the job behind as soon as you're out of that ring. Am I right?'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

'How are your anger management classes going?'

Things have been building up inside of me.

'Take two of these tablets daily - that should stop the mortgage repayments looming so large.'

Man is pulled in all directions.

"It's not unusual to feel stressed, anxious, unsure of the future...the political world is in disarray, we've gone through a turbulent time. You have to protect yourself! And I'd start by avoiding any news and especially anything to do with the prospect o

"Sorry for keeping you sweating, I'm putting you through now."